Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
did you just call Smaug a slut
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
when you go to the doctor but dont know if it a dude or a girl
and you hope for a girl but it a dude
and he tells you to pull down your boxers
and your dick get hard
i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me